December 2011
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Movie-A-Minute: Titanic
Leonardo DiCaprio Your social class is stuffy. Let’s dance with the ship’s rats and have fun. Kate Winslet You have captured my heart. Let’s run around the ship and giggle. (The ship SINKS.) Leonardo DiCaprio Never let go. Kate Winslet I promise. (lets go) THE END
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Movie-A-Minute: Gozilla
Matthew Broderick I’m in charge of sympathizing with Godzilla and being a geek. Let’s kill it and act all sad. Jean Reno First let us stare dumbly at it until it is too late to run. Matthew Broderick Many times. Jean Reno Yes. THE END
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I would go to a banquet honoring Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped...
– Ron Swanson
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finally, some real conversation
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i just saw cake and instinctively said “i want to go to there”