Sharks Have a week dedicated to him.– Dos Equis, on the most interesting man in the world.
Our love surpassed our love so fast our love -...
one great music video →
the video for mia’s ‘born free’. warning! nsfw.
camper quotes of the day
“I’ve got a peach with no hair on it.” “Have you heard ‘Ridin Solo’? It’s my mom’s favorite song right now. She just got dumped”
ignore the first couple seconds of feedback. pop...
favorite albums of all-time (in no order)
1. Plans - Death Cab For Cutie 2. Parachutes - Coldplay 3. A Piece Of Strange - CunninLynguists 4. For Emma, Forever Ago - Bon Iver 5. Wincing The Night Away - The Shins 6. Good News For People Who Love Bad News - Modest Mouse 7. Cease to Begin - Band of Horses 8. Take Off Your Pants And Jacket - Blink 182 9. 2001 - Dr. Dre 10. What’s The Story? (Morning Glory) - Oasis
This post is dedicated to my best friend Akshay. He recently left for USC, entering a new chapter of his life in the city of Angels. His departure has been by far the most difficult for me. You see, Akshay has always been the person I call up in moments of extreme happiness, sadness, or confusion. Honestly I pretty much called him for anything. In the twelve or so years I’ve known Akshay...
How do you make God laugh? You make a plan.– Ben Gibbard
“The “Park51” project, as it’s officially dubbed, is in fact planned for a site two blocks from where the World Trade Center towers fell, amid other lower Manhattan establishments whose names have never featured the words “Ground Zero.” If built, the 13-story community center and mosque project will be one of hundreds of buildings located within blocks of...
My blog is not dead
I have just run out of material lately. I tend to write when I’m upset, but lately life has been really great so hang tight for more updates. I won’t forget about you if y’all don’t forget about me.
Lauritzen: What is kidsport?
Me: kidspirit is a summer day camp at OSU
Lauritzen: ah, that's called illiteracy
Me: It's okay, lit teacher
Lauritzen: It's social studies, we don't read.
Plays are like American cars, they have no place in the modern world.– Daniel Tosh
Best of Craigslist
1500 live ladybugs, accidently bought while drunk, feels bad. So, after consuming pot brownies and getting a little too drunk on thanksgiving a friend and i decided to buy 1500 live ladybugs from amazon, which was a great idea until they came in the mail. Now they’re sitting on my windowsill and I have nothing to really do with them. If i set them free they’ll die in this weather, if...
best futurama quote ever
Femputer: Hmm. Perhaps men are not as evil as Femputer thinks.
Thog: But they make fun women's basketball.
Femputer: What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?
Ornik: Yes. They still laugh.
Femputer: The men must die.
If you can’t make it good, make it 3-D.
my dad circa 1988 dad mom mom and dad great great grandfather grandmother (tayta) dad mom and dad mom and dad zachy
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Below are random, unrelated items from or about Pulp Fiction that I love. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike...