March 2010
38 posts
I have been trying to think of some interesting...
trying the chat feature
(midway through the conversation)
Zach: What I mean is if I were to meet a girl like her in college I would die. I would straight die. Say what? You're an industrial design major too? Plus you're incredibly smart and beautiful? Please excuse me while I die real fast.
Akshay: Lol. There are a bunch of girls like her dude, that's the great thing about life.
Zach: I know! Corvallis skews my spectrum. I'm going to go to college and fall in love a million times over with girls who don't even notice guys like me, and it will be amazing.
“Since they turned me down for Dancing with the Stars, I had nothing better to...”
– BILL CLINTON, on filling in for President Obama, who was unable to make the annual Gridiron Dinner because of the impending vote on his health care bill
(TIME-Verbatim)
Nap
This is sort of obvious, but long naps are pleasant until you wake up. I had forgotten this until today when I crashed on the couch for three hours after school with socks, jeans, and a down comforter on. I woke up sweaty and grumpy. In my post-nap haze I really wanted a wild cherry slurpee, but only so I could burp up bubbles after I drank it. I didn’t get one. Maybe I’ll go get one...
Watchazizisbored:
Watch this Parks and Rec deleted scene.
More of my photoshoot with Mark and Ann. Especially love the Shutterbugs-esque moment towards the end.
Reasons I Love My Family
Moments, mishaps, and memories from our day at the beach.
Some of these images aren’t particularly flattering, but I think that makes them great.
Change of plans
Today really sucked, like probably in my top 5 worst days this year. It sucked for many reasons, but I really only want to describe one of them so here goes. I was in ceramics today, already upset with my terrible day as my sister walks in and tells me that the list is up. What list? Well a person from the art center came in and inspected our photo classes’ prints and made a list of the top...
Inside Joke
I think I’ll get a nose ring.
Man Cleavage
Lately I’ve been randomly surveying girls around me when one particular question pops into my mind. I ask them what their idea of “man cleavage” is, that is, what physical traits in a man turns them on, much like cleavage turns a man on. I have been getting some interesting answers. To name a few:
-A defined jawline
-Arms ‘not too buff’ I’m not sure what that...
iCon
1) Great name for a Macintosh gaming console.
2) Disregard that mine looks like Charlie Sheen in that Viagra scene from Scary Movie 4
“I’ve got to apologize America. I think I’ve wasted your time.”
– My favorite Glenn Beck quote of all time.
Sneezed
with my mouth open, and full of rice. It looked something like this:
yuck
Relieves migraines in just one dose.
You Really...
Photo-recap. Washington trip.
This is about to be an obnoxiously long post due to the photos. But try to enjoy! Here goes:
We arrived in Bellingham at midnight. I would post photos of the trip up but they are terrible. The following morning we moseyed on over to WWU and waited for an hour or so before our tour. Here is my sister, waiting. She wasn’t in the best mood this weekend.
Boredom, exemplified again.
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Freebies
Hi Zachareah, Congratulations on your admission to the University of Michigan School of Art & Design! We are excited to have admitted you and hope you are too! :) We want to send you an A&D t-shirt, so if you would email us at your earliest convenience with your t-shirt size, we’ll get it in the mail and on its way to you! We look forward to seeing you in the fall.
Well its not...
Dream Job
I bought a lottery ticket the other day in hopes that I might win a hundred million dollars. I started to think about what I would do with my theoretical winnings and I realized that I would just pay for college and put the rest away. It must be something to do with this lazy second semester of mine, but I really hate idleness and I’m realizing it more every day. This entire paragraph...
Leverage
“Hi Zach, You have specifically been selected for consideration on an upcoming project for “LEVERAGE”, “INMATES”. Please log on to our website immediately & indicate your availability.”
So my mom signed me up for this free casting call service (because every mother thinks her son is the most handsome) a couple years back and this is the first time...
Ads.
I’m tired of bad advertisements. These ads come in many forms, to name a few:
-The Overplayed. It has come to the point where I will intentionally avoid a product if I am subject to its terrible ad sixteen times in one episode of Parks and Rec. Next time I’m feeling tired I think ill reach for some coffee. How you like me now Five Hour Energy? This ad epitomizes the hard sell,...
The infinitely superior Blol →
A Suggestion
Enjoy a cup of tea daily, preferably in the morning. My current favorites include jasmine green and sweet coconut Thai red.
